She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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