I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
