they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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