i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
