whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you cant smoke seaweed
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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