Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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