Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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