Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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