I'm drive I can fine osifer
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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