im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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