She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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