Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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