There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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