Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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