Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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