I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Someone came in the potted fern
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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