my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm at about main and main street
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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