Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
