My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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