So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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