weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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