I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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