what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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