I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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