The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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