gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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