Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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