I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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