i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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