Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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