absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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