he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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