I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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