so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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