i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have fence marks all over my body
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