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Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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