I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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