i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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