Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I love you.
Bad choice
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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