New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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