I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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