.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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