he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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