I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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