Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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