I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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