its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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