Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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