You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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