Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
