I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My ass is underappreciated
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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