Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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