Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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