you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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