first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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