He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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