But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You pole danced in your parka.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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